We LOVE in June:

5 coverversions, we are still waiting for...

KARIN

1) "Love will tear us apart" (Joy Division) by Marilyn Manson
2) "I will always love you" (Whitney Houston) by Ministry
3) "Something I can never have" (N.I.N.) by Elvis Costello
4) "Rudi the red-nosed Reindeer" (folksong) by Cypress Hill
5) "Winter kills" (Yazoo) by Radiohead

JUTTA

1) "I can't forgive you" (Boss Hog) by Marilyn Manson
2) "My Sharona" (The Knack) by Rammstein
3) "Silence is golden" (Tremeloes) by Ministry
4) "Fat old sun" (Pink Floyd) by The Eels
5) "Schools out" (Alice Cooper) by Britney Spears ;-)

5 modern myths we can't help but love...

KARIN

1) An all-time-favourite: the spider in Yucca-palmtree.
2) Anabolic steroids make your balls shrink.
3) Masturbation makes you blind (impressed whole generations)!
4) The woman with the vaginacramps (who has ever met personally someone affected?).
5) Sex is only good with someone you love (self-explanatory)!

JUTTA

1) Marriage...
2) Money stinks...
3) Blondes have more fun...
4) Size does'nt matter...
5) The little green men from mars...

WALTER

Unfortunately he is undergoing a strict liver detoxication treratment in a swiss sanatorium which does not allow any contact to the outside world...

We HATE in June:

5 topics we could do without at 'daily talks'...

KARIN

1) Anything that starts with "Help, I..."!
2) "Yes, I look like shit - nevertheless I want a Popstar!"
3) All variations of "I'm antisocial white scum and I'm proud of it!"
4) "Women with long nose hair make me horny!"
5) "Now I'm going to shock my familiy because...!"

JUTTA

1) Towel or tampon - what makes bleeding easier?
2-5) *hm* Haven't they covered already everything else?

5 absolutely idiotic products...

KARIN

1) Cleopatra's Original New Age Anti-wrinkle Cream
2) Fem Fresh (!)
3) Alcohol free wine (!)
4) Low fat products *baaaaaaah*
5) The Microsoft operating system

JUTTA

1) AOL
2) Non-alcoholic beer
3) Slim Fast
4) Nicorette
5) Tomato Ketchips (Potatoe-chips with ketchup already inside)